Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Our interview with Jordan Firstman is going viral. Jordan—actor, writer, and now popstar whose new album Secrets is out April 11th—was kind enough to swing by the stu while in town to yap with us about coming on the show because James is hot which offends Lawrence, LA’s thin parasocial line, hair transplants, the concept behind his new album, fake secrets, shitting your pants before a sex party, wanting to see his friends’ dicks, a live reading of his dick pic-inspired fiction on OnlyFans, partying with his homie Charlie XCX, Kaia Gerber is the most fun nepo baby, gay clout chasing, revealing details on the Rachel Sennott Untitled Series, attempting R&B is hard, dissing your grandmother, his impressions that made him famous during the pandemic, the groupie potential of going on tour, the Turkish haircut experience, logging off and engagement, what to expect on the new season of English Teacher, who’s the gayest person in the MCU, getting and giving oral sex on screen for real, his best in class hairiness and much more on Jordan Firstman’s interview with The Only Podcast That Matters™.