Become a paid channel member of YMH to get Your Mom’s House episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: -Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! -Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/ymh. Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos. Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 791 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast YouTube Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:08 - Opening Clip: Can't Get Enough Of It 00:06:40 - YMH Holiday Party 00:10:27 - The Legendary Chris Larson 00:20:46 - Holiday Party Awards 00:28:27 - Menopausal Haircuts 00:36:56 - Tom's Nose 00:41:31 - Hammer Time 00:45:25 - Addressing The Cannibal Allegations 00:51:17 - Shame & Consent 00:55:03 - Being Part Of A Tycoon Family 00:59:43 - Eating Hearts & Binding Broads 01:11:12 - David Fincher & Guy Ritchie 01:15:54 - Path To Redemption? 01:22:25 - Infamy 01:30:14 - Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJWetNutSack