
We recreate Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza and bring the Choco Taco back to life. Greg and Beth wrote on HBO’s Crashing together and are one of my favorite pairings. Stay ’til the end for a fun surprise! Follow Greg Fitzsimmons: https://www.instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Beth Stelling: https://www.instagram.com/bethstelling This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer TACO BELL MEXICAN PIZZAS, CRUNCH WRAPS, AND CHOCO TACOS Start with the CHOCO TACO SHELLS (waffle cones): Whisk together until no lumps remain: - 2 whole eggs plus 2 egg whites - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons superfine sugar - 1 cup plus 4 tablespoons all purpose flour - 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted - 4 tablespoons whole milk - 2 teaspoons vanilla extract - Heat waffle cone maker (pizzelle cookie maker) - Pour 3-3½ tablespoons batter into the center of discs - Cook until golden brown. Remove and fold over wooden spoon to form taco. Rest spoon between cups until cool (1 minute). - Carefully spoon ice cream into the cooled shells, smoothing the edges. Place in loaf pans upright and stacked against one another. - Refreeze ice cream tacos for a while. Prepare the ingredients for the MEXICAN PIZZAS and CRUNCHWRAPS: - Heat a bunch of oil in pot for deep frying. - Prepare taco meat. - Combine Ground beef and Packaged taco seasoning. - Heat up canned refried beans - Fry the 8-in flour tortillas until golden brown 30-45 seconds, then drain on paper towels. Assemble the pizzas: - Top a fried tortilla with a thin layer of refried beans. - Then a layer of taco meat. - Put another tortilla on top of the taco meat. - Enchilada sauce on tortilla. - Put a few diced tomatoes and green chiles on top of red sauce. - Top with the Mexican blend cheese. - Put finished Mexican pizzas on cookie sheet and broil in oven until cheese is melted. - Top with a few chopped green onions. - Cut into fourths and serve. While the Mexican Pizzas are getting melty, MAKE CRUNCH WRAP: - Heat 12-in flour tortilla to warm. - Heat nacho cheese. Assemble: - Place ground beef mixture in the center of each tortilla. - Top with nacho cheese and tostada shell. - Spread sour cream in an even layer over the tostada shell - Top with lettuce, tomato and cheese. - Fold the edges up and over the center. Continue to work your way around the tortilla, folding as tight as possible. - Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in skillet. Place wrap seam-side down and cook until the underside is golden brown, about 2 minutes. Flip and cook wrap on the other side, about 1-2 minutes longer. Finish the CHOCO TACOS: - Heat Chocolate chips in a pot until melted. - Remove ice cream tacos from freezer- Dip in chocolate. - Top with crushed peanuts if you want. - Freeze for a sec then eat GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued as bonus bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in winnings.Ends 02/11/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at dkng.co/ftball.

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