Become a paid channel member of YMH to get 2 Bears, 1 Cave episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Look for American Dew limited-time packaging or find it in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/bears - For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BEARS - Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears - If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, get our free business guide, Demystifying AI, at https://www.netsuite.com/bears - New DraftKings customers, sign up with code BEARS spend five bucks to get two hundred in rewards within 21 days. https://dkng.co/bears This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer celebrate Por Osos landing in Publix just in time for the 4th of July, which sends Bert into a full nostalgic spiral about pub subs, boat days, and taking his daughters into "international waters." From there, things get historical, the bears break down the story of the guy who invented the meter and got guillotined for it, which leads them down a rabbit hole of people killed for their big ideas, the French Revolution as the original cancel culture, and Martin Luther versus the Catholic Church. Then Bert tells stories about his relationship with the late Patrice O'Neal: getting destroyed at his first open mic, the Edinburgh trip where they lived together for 29 days watching Bruce Lee movies and Bert getting his feelings systematically demolished, and the moment he found out Patrice had tweeted something kind about him right before the stroke. Tom and Bert also spiral deep into funeral planning, who's required to show up, who gets a Sandler video instead of a live appearance, why Ari's funeral is going to involve hardcore Brooklyn relatives and a lot of confusion, the Andrew Schultz balloon clown apology Bert wants delivered posthumously, and whether or not to get cremated when science might figure something out. Plus: horror movies vs. comedy movies as investments, the film Obsession and its director Curry Baker, Bert's dad crashing the podcast mid-funeral conversation, the band Goose vs. the band Geese, and Mount Joy watching Passion of the Christ on the tour bus. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 331 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours. Bet with DK Sportsbook: Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER, 1-800-MY-RESET. New York: call 8778-HOPENY, text HOPENY. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Ontario. Event contract trading with DraftKings Predictions involves risk of loss. Sportsbook Bonus bets expire in seven days. $50 in Predictions Dollars issued weekly for three weeks, expire in one year. Redeem one non-withdrawable reward. Availability varies. Predictions offer void in New York. Ends June 28th. Terms at http://dkng.co/audio Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:21 - Por Osos in Publix & Florida Pub Sub Gospel 00:08:45 - The Daniel Boone Documentary 00:18:51 - The Guy Who Invented the Meter Got Killed for It 00:24:59 - People Executed for Big Ideas 00:33:46 - Patrice O'Neal Destroys Bert at His First Open Mic 00:41:27 - Showtime Special, Party Bus, & Patrice's Funeral 00:48:31 - Funerals Vs Celebration Of Life 00:57:00 - Nick Kroll, Andrew Schultz & the Balloon Clown Apology 01:04:11 - Bert's Dad Chimes In 01:05:54 - Noga Erez, Goose Vs. Geese & Mount Joy 01:09:02 - Curry Barker's Obsession & Horror vs. Comedy Movies 01:15:10 - Wrap