We’ve been trained to go our entire lives and we’re war ready for this very moment. This week, the boys are joined by the man, the myth, the legend— the one and only—The Kid Mero. Mero was kind enough to come to white people Brooklyn all the way from New Jersey during the Canadian wildfires apocalypse for a marathon all-timer on Jimmy’s intros keeping the art alive, catching his students smashing as an educator, that one time Michael Jordan rocked a Hilter ‘stache in a Hanes commercial, NYC mayor executive orders on public fornication, his dream Knicks roster moves, the NBA Finals and Jokic’s game, how F1’s grid walk is the true melting pod of celebrity, letting the dog in you out at the supermarket, suburban uniforms, Dominican barbershop apothecaries, keeping up with his rich and famous neighbors, NYC’s vibiest eras, going back in time and your younger angrier self trying to kill you Looper style, knowledge darts that have stood the test of time, business advice and the benefits of keeping your team lean, whether or not we’ll ever get a Desus & Mero reunion, smoking hookah with Arian Foster in the real New York, the ideal night uptown with the boys, Fashion Week memories, Unkcore vs. Jitcore vs. Zazacore, flexing in the DR all summer, repping the motherland, being married vs. being married with kids, living vicariously through your children and teaching them about death, trauma bonding with Larry over dead dogs, never having to split bags ever again, popping the first ever oxy and inventing soundcloud rap while freestyling over Taylor Swift, deconstructed chopped cheeses, vasectomy finessing and much more on this goated episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™.