Become a paid channel member of YMH to get First Date episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date - Get organized, refreshed, and ready for the holidays for way less. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home.  Kurt Metzger joins Lauren Compton for a brutally funny first date that spirals into chaos—soulmates, breakup logic, and why people can't remember Taylor Swift Concerts. Kurt takes Lauren down some insane conspiracy theory rabbit holes and finishes off with a crazy story about a homeless drug addict he scared the life out of. Follow Kurt Metzger: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy/ Twitter/X: https://x.com/kurtmetzger YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@kurtmetzgercomedy Website: http://www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com First Date Ep. 123 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:26 - Meeting The Lady 00:03:42 - Reasons For Breaking Up 00:06:08 - Best First Date Idea 00:08:56 - Soulmate Ruined 00:12:41 - Kurt's Pet Peeves 00:18:10 - Kurt At The Emmy's 00:22:24 - 23&Me Lied 00:25:03 - What If You Were Single? 00:29:35 - Taylor Swift Amnesia Syndrome 00:33:21 - Kurt's Conspiracy Theories 00:37:25 - Pussy Takes Work 00:38:57 - Kurt's Hobo Fight