We’re feeling nostalgic recalling the rollercoaster ride that is a school assembly. Brace yourself for Tell's ridiculously hilarious take on students' unionizing, and Gabe's priceless narration of a middle school anti-drug assembly gone very wrong. Not quite the inspiration we were looking for. In the spirit of safety (and hilarity), Lauran introduces us to the most memorable fire safety magician, who taught kids about safety while pulling a rabbit out of his... fireproof hat? We also relive the terror of the legendary fundraising assembly skits. And let's not forget Tell's revelation about grade inflation, sparking a debate filled with wit and sarcasm. We're also applauding our heroic students in this episode. From a 7th grader taking over a bus when the driver faints, to a brave class handling their teacher's unexpected fall, these kids give us hope for the future. Just when you think it can't get any crazier, we cap off the episode with a story about a school with a very unwanted guest, pretending to be a substitute teacher. We promise it's even wilder than it sounds! Join us for a jaw-dropping trip down memory lane in the world of school assemblies. We assure you, it's an episode you won't want to miss! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast