On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen sit down with comedian Kurt Metzger for one of the most unhinged, hilarious, and unexpectedly deep conversations in show history. From wild conspiracy theories, to Kundalini symbolism, to “wizard schools” in Austin, the crew dives into everything from secret levels above the President to whether magic, evil, and power structures are actually connected. Kurt breaks down books like Tragedy and Hope, cosmic-level clearance, and why some people believe the world is run by forces way beyond what we see publicly. The guys also riff on: The ‘33 spine/Jesus’ symbolism Why some elites believe in magic & rituals Blood sacrifice & historical wars Underground bases & hidden rooms Who REALLY runs the world Levels of power above the U.S. President Austin “wizard schools” The psychology of pure evil Kurt’s viral rap bit & comedy breakdowns All mixed with nonstop jokes, roast battles, and classic TFATK chaos. If you love episodes where the guys go off the rails — this is it. Aura - Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/FIGHTER. Promo Code FIGHTER BRUNT - Our listeners get $10 off their entire order with code Fighter at checkout. That’s http://bruntworkwear.com/fighter and use code Fighter. Order today and let them know you heard it here on the show. StopBox - 10% off AND a Free StopBox Pro when you use code Fighter10 at https://stopboxusa.com/ DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use promo code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER to turn five bucks into two hundred in bonus bets if your bet wins. Progressive - Visit http://progressive.com/ after this episode to see if you could save O'Reilly Auto Parts- https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER For more The Fighter and The Kid visit: http://www.fatkz.com/ Brendan's Tour Dates: https://www.fatkz.com/brendan-schaub-tour-dates/ Bryan’s Tour Dates: https://www.bryancallen.com Follow Brendan on social media: Twitter https://twitter.com/brendanschaub Instagram https://instagram.com/brendanschaub Thicccboy YT https://youtube.com/c/thicccboy Follow Bryan on social media: Twitter https://twitter.com/bryancallen Instagram https://instagram.com/bryancallen “Best Of” series, new episodes drop every Monday https://youtu.be/LqB7FOkLwqs TFATK Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCohZMReM1dQ5BMeYOlr71mA The Fighter and The Kid on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thefighterandthekid/ Listen to The Fighter and The Kid on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid Subscribe to The Fighter and The Kid on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fighter-the-kid/id706421907?mt=2 #FighterAndTheKid #KurtMetzger #ConspiracyPodcast #SecretSocieties #OccultSymbolism #WhoRunsTheWorld #ComedyPodcast #TFATK #BryanCallen #BrendanSchaub #WildPodcastMoments #StandupComedy #DeepDives #MysteryPodcast #TragedyAndHope Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:45 Kurt's podcast routine 6:13 Pauly Shore 7:00 Kurt's life in Texas 9:00 Kurt protecting his girl 11:00 People soft in the head 16:00 Why can't AI solve homelessness 17:35 Trump's Crypto empire 20:30 Gaming vs Gambling 26:00 Kurt on conspiracies 29:38 Kurt's song about Kash Patel 1:02:40 Jim Carrey Christ Secretion 31:00 Cell phone used in the 1930's 1:48:00 Dragons