Pete Holmes is back and this one somehow turns into a full-blown therapy session about comedy, anxiety, priming, Instagram, sobriety, and why your brain is probably being hijacked by everything you scroll past. We also talk Shane Gillis, Chelsea Handler, bad press, and Pete’s special Silly Silly Fun Boy — which is honestly phenomenal. Silly Silly Fun Boy: https://youtu.be/qzsHolR05hg?si=GIpyDAzzeAYjrRet Follow Pete Holmes: https://www.instagram.com/peteholmes Sponsors: Everything420 - Head to https://Everything420.com and use code BERT for an extra 15% off your order. Ultra - Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code BERTCAST at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches Magic Spoon - You can get $5 off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BERT. BlueChew - Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code BERTCAST. Square - Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://square.com/go/bert! #squarepod SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream FREE BERT on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/81696123 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Subscribe to Berty Boy Clips: https://www.youtube.com/@BertyBoyClips For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer #Peteholms 00:00 Intro 05:59 Roast Writers 10:56 Silly Fun Boy 15:27 Shane Facts 20:56 Is He Cool? 26:54 Algorithm Rabbit Holes 32:23 Patient Zero 36:30 We Are Being Primed 42:01 Tetris Blocks 47:12 Frankenstein Takes 52:12 Everything-aholic 56:15 Innate Happiness 01:00:15 Nerd Clusters 01:05:29 Shaq’s Question 01:11:19 Bible Verses 01:16:39 AI Golden Calf 01:22:15 Plane Anxiety 01:26:47 Bracelet Stacks 01:32:00 Crab Coliseum 01:37:02 Naked Mind 01:43:38 Rise And Grind 01:49:24 Weed Rules 01:52:51 Big Ideas 01:58:00 Comedy Trip 02:02:11 Ghost Jokes 02:06:11 Metric System