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Henry Kissinger
“henry kissinger is coming on they're going to do the charleston what's going on over there”
Ari Shaffir
“get my fans and the fans of this program to vote for ari shafir as the president of legion of skanks”
Bill O'Reilly
“bill o'reilly was just taking women's head and holding them in fish tanks and you still didn't get to 36 women”
Dan Soder
“earlier today i was contacted by members of dan soder super pac”
George W. Bush
“she's sitting next to george w bush and they yuck it up yucking it up about all their fun days at abu ghraib”
Hillary Clinton
“hillary clinton's on the show promoting uh you know whatever war that she wants to have on a wednesday”
Jorge Ramos
“jorge campos a guy at univision compost the only guy to meet stephen paddock goes in his interviewed on ellen”

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