“i don't understand why will smith is so insecure about his wife's physical appearance”

“i could never have sex with jada pinkett smith so i think you probably could”

“Chris Rock should have been like no i wasn't trying to make fun of her i was just trying to [ __ ] your wife”

“i think the real victim in all this is demi moore who knew that will smith hated holy [ __ ] demi moore is up there right now”