Become a paid channel member of YMH to get 2 Bears, 1 Cave episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com - Visit https://ethos.com/BEARS - Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American Original. Tasting Great Since ’48. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com - Sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/bears - Get started with ShipStation today and get sixty days free at https://shipstation.com, with code cave. - If your revenues are at least in the seven figures, go to https://NetSuite.AI/BEARS. - Head to https://Factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer compare their two very different eras of being fat, Tom's custom-made fat guy shirts, hard visceral fat vs. soft fat, and why losing weight made everyone think Tom got lip injections. Bert's sober documentary binge takes them from Patient Zero "Gay Tom" spreading AIDS across the Air Canada route map to Concorde pricing scams. Tom also reveals the fattest thing he's ever seen Bert do: ten appetizers, four entrées, and twenty doubles in Tallahassee. Bert also retells Bill Hader's retelling of Henry Rollins meeting David Lee Roth, and his daughter's instantly legendary Boston Tea Party take. Then things get real: a midlife crisis YouTube video sends Bert and LeeAnn into a "sell everything and get five apartments in five cities" fantasy, LeeAnn gets brutally honest about when she was happiest, and Tom breaks down the difference between happy and content. Plus: Hulk Hogan inflating Andre the Giant's weight, Julian's belt reaction to the Michael Jackson movie, Whoop resting heart rate brags, Craig Robinson's dunk, and the great first sweat vs. last sweat debate. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 334 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:52 - Fat Tommy Vs Skinny Tom 00:09:16 - Patient Zero, Polio, & The Concorde 00:19:38 - The Fattest Thing Tom Ever Saw Bert Do 00:23:55 - Bill Hader, David Lee Roth & Boston Tea Party 00:32:21 - Hulk Hogan, Macho Man & LeeAnn Off Leash 00:36:37 - Five Apartments In Five Cities 00:46:12 - Bert's Midlife Crisis Theory 00:54:34 - "You're Not Hitting The Notes, Mike" 00:57:05 - Whoop Brags & Craig Robinson Dunking 01:02:36 - Wrap Up