
For the 500th episode Tim discusses JD Vance positioning himself for a presidential run, the 14-point deal to end the Iran War, a leaked members list of Peter Thiel’s secret society, teenagers having nothing to do except violence, and Americans being paid to build AI data centers. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast! Live Dates 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: ARMRA Go To https://armra.com/TIM Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription Order Dose Go To https://dosedaily.co/TIM for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! Mint Mobile Go To https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! UpWork Visit https://upwork.com/TIM Right Now And Post Your Job For FREE Hims ED Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM Polymarket "Iran To End Enrichment Of Uranium" Market: https://polymarket.com/event/iran-agrees-to-end-enrichment-of-uranium-by-june-30 ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ X: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon FB: https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedy Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@timd Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack
J.D. Vance
“JD Vance, our vice president, out there launching his presidential campaign, going on every podcast, not this one.”
Donald Trump
“The MAGA movement, the party that Donald Trump threw when he walked and walked down the escalator is ending.”
Michelle Obama
“Could it get better than that for these people? This is This was the finale. This is the penultimate conclusion of MAGA. It's a UFC fight on a White House lawn with motocross. And then one of the fighters goes, 'By the way, do you want to say anything?' And he goes, 'Michelle Obama's a man.'”
Peter Thiel
“God of course used Peter Teal as an emissary to select JD Vance.”
Dana White
“Dana White Trump. I mean, listen, as finalities go, this was pretty big.”
Charlie Kirk
“After sacrificing Charlie Kirk to the entity Bal, I began to think about my faith.”

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